THE WIZARD OF OZ by L. Frank Baum
I just bit that fugly biaatch next door. Then she conks me over the head with a rake. No-one gives a FCK ‘cept 4 Dorothy.
Biaatch dognapped me. Said the pleece gave her the nod to smash me over the head with a brick. When the time comes I’ll maul her snatch.
Hairy muff dive FTW!
Me and Dorothy ran away but some dude that stunk like cabbage made her cry and go home. Just in time cos big black clouds r brewing. I hate storms.
WTF? Suddenly I’m not colour blind anymore.
There’s a bunch of short arses harassing me with lollipops. Least I can sniff their crotches no problemo.
Bet that MILF in the sequins smells like chocolate. I’d so hit that.
Scores! Dorothy just got a fancy new pair of shoes. Can’t wait to piss in them. The fugly biaatch has a twin. W/e.
Off 2 find body parts & spare pair of nuts. Wish straw boy wld STFU. Ditto 4 bucket head & whining rug. Can’t a dog lick his balls in peace?
It’s hard to keep up when you’ve only got little legs. Can we pls go home now??? #FML
Not until we find the fugly biaatch and bring back her fluorescent dildo says the big green mouth in the steam room. Kinky.
Prolly have better chances finding prOn starring nasty lions, tigers and bears on the interwebz. ROFL!
Scored a mystery flight on Gorilla Airlines. L8R!
Fail frosted with arse.* Gorillas working 4 Fugly Biaatch. Dorothy locked up in her den of iniquity. I’ll never get to piss in those shoes.
Must piss in shoes. Must piss in shoes. Must piss in shoes. Time to fetch straw boy & bucket head. Maybe the rug has grown a pair.
Wet T-shirt competition sorts out Fugly. Problem is she only has a strap-on. Hope that big old green mouth is into that sort of thing.
I can sniff an arse a mile off. Big green mouth is nuthin but smoke & mirrors. Least the dude behind the curtain can give us a lift. #PWND
Uh-oh. My bad. Couldn’t resist the pussy. Now we’re stuck in this FKN hell 4ever. Who’d have thunk I’d miss the smell of Aunty Em’s crotch?
MILF suggests to Dorothy that her new shoes have secret powers. GTFO! Hope the puddle of piss doesn’t electrocute her.
This bed smells like cheese. There’s no place like home.
*© Dr Yobbo