Thursday, November 5, 2009
It’s amazing what a pencil skirt can do for a girl. Must admit I enjoyed a degree of male attention at the Breakfast Creek Hotel on Melbourne Cup Day just last Tuesday but alas it was of the leery drunken kind. Impertinent remarks directed towards my rear and choice of hat abounded. As discussed on Twitter a punter at the bar likened me to Inspector Gadget. Well I guess I’ve been called worse. My mother always said to me ‘Nat it’s better to be overdressed than underdressed’ and with that in mind I donned by best ‘work-girl’ outfit bought at Cue several months ago that had until that day, gone unworn. I even scored a couple of free bourbons from an amorous bartender! This is where I’m supposed to insert some faux modesty but fuck that shit. It was fun to dress up and receive compliments. I was expecting to see all sorts of gorgeous girls with glossy hair and well-turned ankles but it was not to be...as my dodgy little video will reveal. It’s such a shame I didn’t get any footage of the nasty piece of work sitting behind me. She was broadcasting the sordid details of her sex life then proceeded to claim she’s had enough and was going to go ‘celebrant’. HA! Nearly snorted my sherbet. I’ve only just mastered the video camera and movie editing software so of course it’s decidedly amateurish. Anyways mucho fun was had, especially when a bunch of disgruntled dentists had to sit with the plebeians in the public bar because the hotel staff stuffed up the bookings.