Monday, August 31, 2009
Writing again today from a secret location. My new computer is ready for me to pick up and posting should resume to normal soon enough. It's been hard going without my daily dose of the Flange Gasket. You know one of the features that I liked about JS was that you were able to keep a track of visitors to your site: whether that be by username or IP address. Unfortunately blogspot doesn't have the ability to do such things which makes it difficult to block the nutbags that lurk about this pixelated world. The only way I can keep a track of visitors is via the feedjt web traffic widget installed at the bottom of this page. It keeps a record of the origin of visitors according to their city and country as well as the google search terms people use to land on this site. I have observed a disturbing trend as of late. I seem to be getting a LOT of visitors searching for 'spy shitting'. Somehow the machinations of Google has picked up on my username and an entry about giving birth (in which I described the sensation as being akin to 'shitting a watermelon sideways') and suddenly Uncle Pervy is in my corner of cyberspace. So to all of you with a keen interest in morning ablutions: you won't find secret camera footage of cigar fish splashing the surface here. Freaks.