Scratching my own funny bone for shits and giggles. Lampooning books, music and being a single woman over 40. Recording observations with an almost Seinfeldian obsession for the minutiae of life. Things can get sweary around here. You understand.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

THE AUTHOR & THE PLAYWRIGHT

What can I say? He Died with a Felafel in his Hand. Jaw-dropping, gobsmacking one-liners. References to Havock and Sweet Jane. Gay Dirk mincing about with a carrot. Tales of eye-popping mice worshipping giant spliffs to a Strauss soundtrack. Dancing mops. Utter filth. All this wedged between those two cacking themselves stupid. Fucking brilliant! Bedak...Birmingham...'twas a pleasure!!!

30 comments:

NATALIA THE RUSSIAN SPY said...

Forgot to mention...one of Birmo's stage wenches claimed he was a dud root...*gasps the audience*

"Was not..." came a plaintive cry from the front row. Ha!

Barnesm said...

the "was not" I am sure was more slurred.

Domestic Daze said...

Really great to hear felafel went off so well. I must admit Nat, on what stunning company you keep. Although one of them looks just a tad too much on the happy and relaxed side of things. Hopefully all had a great time, and they remember it too.

jennicki said...

What a dapper and gorgeous bunch you make! Glad you all had a fun night! :D

Dorrie said...

awesome!

Flinthart said...

"Was too!"

... oh, wait. It's that OTHER Dirk who's the gay one.

Shit, NatV -- that looks like a fanfuckingtastic recipe for a night out. And yeah, sitting between the author and the playwright: that's just pure gold, especially with both of them on the turps.

Hope the actors survived!

Big Bad Al said...

A Rose between two thorns.

Girl Clumsy said...

Great photo! You took more Nat, I know you did - would you post more, or email some to me? I was so busy chatting and whatnot, I forget to get my camera out & snap.

Thanks so much for coming - glad you had a good time! Everyone else - another 18 shows to go, plenty of chances to see it!

brian said...

Look . . .I know its Queensland. But friggin shorts! Still . . .I guess, proving a point that he hasn't really changed.

Havock21 said...

I pity you Nat, I Really DO!. between that pair..OMFG. Glad you had a great night and all went well.

Brian, yeah, I seen the shorts and went ...FUICKING QLD...

Lobes said...

Instant Facebook profile pic

Moko said...

Gotta get to it.

beeso said...

Hey nat, how did we miss you? Was hoping to say hi but the lack of coopers at the bar made it hard to spot you

bangarrr said...

Sounds like a great night out.

Steve said...

OK, I'm really going to have to look for this book, this sounds like a great show.

Any chance the touring company is hitting Atlanta?

abefrellman said...

Nice work, Nat... Please confirm for me that it's just an optical illusion that Bedak is going the grope!

paulboylan said...

Damn, I'm jealous.

Steve said...

Birmo's knee.....check.

Nat's knee.......check.

Bedak's knee.....oh come on! What the hell???

Nautilus said...

Birmo and Bedak on the piss together would have made for an entertaining night!

Almost make me wish i lived in QLD. Almost.

chazfh said...

Bedaks looking for a slap if he drops that hand any lower!!

Therbs said...

Hey Nat, looks like a top night. Bedes looks happy being away from the drought for a few days adn JB looks, well, he just looks like he's having a good time.

yankeedog said...

Oh man. Looks like a good evening. A trio of scoundrels if ever I've seen any!

Steve said...

JB is clearly not suffering from any kind of drought. He's had plenty of liquid refreshment.

NATALIA THE RUSSIAN SPY said...

Optical illusion Abe...yup that's it.

Shoulda seen that scene about three seconds before it was snapped. Bedak was groping Birmo's shoulder!

NATALIA THE RUSSIAN SPY said...

Hey I forgot to tell you all that I was busted by the door Nazi for taking in beer. I wasn't smart enough to sneak it in under my shirt...unlike some people...hey Bedak?

Girl Clumsy said...

Hey Nat,

Sorry about the "door Nazi", but we've got fairly tough liquor licencing restrictions on us, and we had a bit of a scare recently with that. The theatre can't afford the $10,000 fine if we get caught!

Cheers, Nat.

NATALIA THE RUSSIAN SPY said...

Knowing my bladder Nat - the girl did me a favour.

Steve said...

Come on NatV, you're the one who wrote the revolutionary piece about the Booze Bra. You could've easily gotten away with bringing in beer that way.

Of course, your two companions would've made a scene making inappropriate lunges towards your cleavage all night long.

But I applaud you for attempting to smuggle beer, which often requires carrying it in its container, not like wine and booze which can be smuggled in baggies.

Anonymous said...

fucking great to meet you natV, will never forget it. Bedes

NATALIA THE RUSSIAN SPY said...

The pleasure was all mine Simon!

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